In which I discover another link that defies description...

Amazon has started selling "Tuscan Whole Milk" online, delivering it straight to your door. For reasons that I don't fully comprehend but which I heartily applaud, posting hilarious reviews of this milk has become something of an instant internet fad. At last count, 900 reviews in the forms of poetry, prose and occasionally shadow-puppetry testified to the glory of this milk. It's oddly addictive to read.